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Sunny-Lazarus

 

Sunny: Wow! A for-real Lazarus man!
Laz: Yes, I am for real.
Sunny: What's it like to come back from the dead?
Laz: You will soon find out.
Sunny: Does it hurt?
Laz: It does not. It is like waking from a deep sleep in the early morning.
Sunny: Hey, that doesn't sound bad.
Laz: After someone has poured ice cold water over your entire body.
Sunny: Oh. Well, maybe I won't die!
Laz: Hahahah! Oh, that was not a joke. I am sorry.