1. Yes, I am a Weed Dealer

- I have more knowledge about grass than any of you degenerates combined

- No, I will not teach you how to buy some, only a select few shall learn

- I'm not usually high, it's alcohol I mess with now

2. I'm a fan of Anime in my own way

- I listen to an unhealthy amount of Nightcore

- I've watched hundreds of Anime shows, yet I barely reach past 2 episodes for them

- Do not fucking recommend anything to me, I'll hate it because you sent it to me

- Ask Desu for proof of my love for Anime

3. I'm nice to an extent

- Don't fucking be a dumbass. Only I can be a dumbass, and that's when I'm wasted

- I've given people (2.5k messages)-worth of credit-related currency on other forums, so yes, I appreciate acquaintanceship

4. I'm Cake, but more worthless

- When I'm off my medical pills, you'll see a side of me you'll never want

- Neg me all you want, I'm still writing 5-10 paragraphs in response for the community to see how moronic you are

- Desu

5. #?$?

- People call me "HQ", but I just like posting non-shitty stuff on forums for people to gawk at 

- I'm a retard. Let me repeat, I'm a retard. There, now if you say anything about me being a fucking pseudo-intellectual, I can throw this at your illiterate ass

- I almost never give likes and I'll happy rep you, but damn it you better earn it